I can’t fucking breathe. Baby girl, get your feet out of my lungs and drop your head into my pelvis more. I’ll take sciatica and a hurty crotch over this. I can’t sleep :(

kirtykat:

Smoking while breastfeeding/pumping? What are the rules. I’m not smoking, but I’m craving super hard and was just curious what the rules were on it. Any ideas?

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Uhm. I LOVE YOU! <3333333333333333333333 Why you live so far from me?! Sadness.

I’m literally about to have a mental breakdown right now. I walked in the door and my husband was sleeping. That is my number one pet peeve of all time because he only works Thurs-Sun in a hobby store that is NOT stressful at all. He sits around, plays boardgames, plays table top games, and paints his models. Me, on the other hand, wake up at 5:00-5:30 in the morning for PT, and don’t get off work until sometimes after 4:00-4:30pm.

He just said “Do you expect me to be your fucking slave and wait for you to get home?” UH YES DICKHEAD. I just worked all fucking day, and I’m pregnant with your child. I want to curl up into a ball and cry my eyes out. I can’t wait for Aoife to be born and to ruin his fucking life of sleeping for no fucking reason. I can’t fucking wait. I will revel in his lack of sleep, just so he can feel my fucking pain.

Jesus H Christ. I’m so angry, and my phone charger is broken. Fuck.